hoof rot
a condition of the foot in which mushrooms grow between your toes. see foot fungus.
my feet itch and burn so bad, i think i have a moderate case of hoof rot.
used in parts of scotland to describe venereal infection or disease, usually amongst fat women, hoof, like camel toe
she’s got a dose o the hoof rot. that fat burds got hoof rot, pure stinkin.
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