hoofie


hoofie, a selfie of your camel toe or in which a selfie where you have a horrendous camel toe
“did you see that picture she took on instagram”
“yeah, that was on h-ll of a hoofie”
a sk-nk, b-tt sl-t, wh-r-, etc. that is usually black (not a requirement) and not at all intelligent (a definite requirement). this word is preferable as it is not considered foul language when used yet seems to get the point across to the opposite party much more effectively. this word is not yet widely used, so many do not know its meaning when it is used. so feel free to elaborate when using the word. hoofies usually need multiple explanations anyways as they are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
shut the f-ck up you f-cking hoofies!

you are a nasty -ss hoofie.

that hoofie has way too much b-tt s-x.
another word for a sk-nk or sl-t, preferably black, stupid person
shut the f-ck up you god d-mn hoofie

she is such a hoofie!
when you basically have a camels hoof
hannah dawson from alnwick, northumberland has the best hoof and therefore got her name hoofie

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