hoofish
an onomatopoeic word describing a feeling nausea to the point of biting one’s lower lip to physically block vomit, and produce the sound “hoof” in doing so.
being stuck in traffic on a sweltering hot day smelling a ripe, blackened, maggot infested lump of roadkill left me feeling hoofish
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