hoofprint
the result of trying to type “google.com” by using the gesture feature on the android stock keyboard.
ok i’m gonna google it… hoofprint! wtf???
the impression, indentation, depression or mark left by a cameltoe on any hard or shiny surface.
when the girl stood up from the leather couch, you could clearly see the hoofprint that she had left.
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