hook-and-shoot
the act of suddenly grabbing a good-looking person with a “hook” move on the dance floor and pulling this person to you while your friends quickly take a picture in the hope of improving your own facebook status.
you:
duuuuuude, look at this chick i scored with last night!
your friends:
no way man, you pulled a hook-and-shoot
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