Hookee


originally defined in how i met your mother by robin scherbatsky and marshall eriksen — a euphemism for stringing along someone’s interest in you until someone better is available.
dude 1: she said “i can’t be with you……….right now”
dude 2: you’re so hooked
dude1: no i’m not!
dude 2: that was a cl-ssic hooker line, and you are the hookee!
dude 1: but but!
dude 2 : no but, you’re a hookee

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