Hooker-book
the running style of a prost-tute after she robbed her john and is fleeing the scene. the hooker is usually wearing high heels, a tight skirt and clutching her purse thus almost walk-running with her elbows close to her body so she doesn’t fall over.
i saw crystal hooker-book down pacific avenue after a john chased her -ss for stealing his wallet.
1. to flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.
2. list of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the “friend” portion consists solely of “dates” in which the man pays for the woman’s dinner or movie, followed by s-x.
1. every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles…embarr-ssing.
2. yo, i saw you and mary jane at dinner the other night. are you actually dating that ho? naw man, she strictly hooker book.
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