hooker douche


hooker douche

hooker douche noun, verb hook-er d–sh
-noun

1. a female who is being “punked” by hookers.

2. a female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from “hooking”.

3. a person who has a douching influence on others.

4. the effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses s-xual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.

5. the much less extroverted friend of a hooker.

6. the douching (cleasing of the v-g-n-l and other s-xual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
“yes, mary left that guy and now we are back together.” “let’s hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here.”
when a individual is so much of a hooker, and acting like a total douche that they have become some sick almalgam of both words.
look at ben. he’s such a hookerdouche.

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