hooker scratch
when a sk-nk accidentally scratches the sh-t out of you because her fake -ss nails are like 3 inches long. or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.
dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. good thing your dad wasn’t there cuz i yelled like a mother f-cker.
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