hooker shower


a hooker shower is when you’re in a bathroom and you don’t have soap… or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don’t have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. and you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes… and to anthony green.. it’s pretty refreshing.
anthony: first thing i do when i get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is i start singing and warming up. gettin’ ready.
lysol bath
after a long night on the job, she walked into the supermarket, grabbed a can of lysol off the shelf and gave herself a hooker shower.

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