hookeresque


a style of dress found typically on prost-tutes, but instead found on a non-prost-tute, usually over 40 years old.
when hilary was wearing those f-ck-me boots, she looked so hookeresque even bill wanted to bang her.

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  • ho on the low

    a female whom a gentleman hangs/hooks up with frequently, but keeps a secret from all but his closest friends. often a distraction from a long-term relationship that can’t fufill said gentleman’s specific needs. yeah, man, i’m still dating jenny, but these days bonnie is my ho on the low. don’t tell anyone about that sh-t.

  • hoop-dee

    a ramshackle car. or, in other words, an old dilapidated vehicle in severe disrepair. a hoop-dee is probably unsafe for most of the general population to drive/ride around in, especially children, those who are pregnant, the disabled and elderly. beater clunker hoop-d heap jalopy lemon ramshackle wreck didya see the hoop-dee that he bought off […]

  • hooptified

    an inanimate object of poor quality. something that is ugly or not appealing. being broken or only partially working. we were walking to the parking lot and there was a hooptified car parked beside me

  • Hootboot

    the boots of hoot. usualy for adult audiences only. can be filled with adult toys. wesmkk: hey gutzag, have you seen my d-ld-? gutzag: last time i saw it, it was inside hootboot. wesmkk: i bet it’s pretty stinky then.

  • horrib

    horrible in a shortened form . very very bad,or mean “omg,that is sooooooo horrib!(while watching a animalcruelty video on youtube).or whilt shopping at supre “that is the most horrib -shirt i’ve ever seen


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