Hooker’s phone
a simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to ‘work’ and need a budget handphone to be reached.
a.k.a. “a green b-tton-red b-tton” phone.
joe: “hey man, what’s that relic on the table?”
will: “thats my mobile phone, pal. i know nowadays everybody goes out with a tv in their pockets, but i can’t stand it and all i need is my good ol’ reliable hooker’s phone. it never let me down”.
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