Hookie Jerk
the act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc…)
the best part of my day off was my “hookie jerk”.
i had the day off because of snowpacalypse 2011, so i had myself a nice long “hookie jerk” sesh.
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