hookie
a day in which liberty is taken upon oneself to exclude themself from school or work obligations while, most likely, pretending to be sick or having a death in the family. usually this time is spent with a significant other (i.e. hookie for nookie), a sports activity (i.e. golf or playstation), or just plain sitting on ones -ss all day editing & writing definintions for modern slang words over the internet. commonly referred to as “playing hookie”.
dude, the money’s great at my new job. but i had to play hookie from work today because i needed the nookie.
an object of unknown flavour – n-body has yet been brave enough to try and find out!
what flavour are chris’ hookies?
a phrase to described knocked off or stolen goods
“i got some hookie watches if your interested”
an absolute criminal of a bloke who resides in the northside of dublin. a hookie is notoriously known for being ugly and driving a flash car.
from the song “nortside stoey” by mc goose:
“walkin down the street just mindin my bisnitch
when along comes a hookie just lookin like a man b-tch
…..”
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