Hoolio
a cracked-out man wh-r- who’s willing to lick a b-m’s b-lls for another rock. a hoolio isn’t necessarily gay, but will sell -ss-favors to satisfy l-st for drugs. masculine derivative of hoochie.
that poor hoolio, i heard he menage-a-thirteened a whole squadron of guys just to get a shot of jeremiah weed.
someone who has an extremely large p-n-s; an extremely large p-n-s. originating in mooresboro, north carolina.
so you got a hoolio huh?
a u.s. version of a mexican pimp. rarely seen around his house.
any hawaiin who has any similarities to that of a mexican b-mb but has the same attire of a modern day street pimp.
one of those small black spiders you find in the bas-m-nt of your house or in the bathrooms. theyre small one day, then giant the next. you can wash them down the drain, but they crawl back up. they also seem to multiply.
guy one “holy cr-p did u see that?!”
guy two “hmm? oh, thats just a hoolio”
guy one “a what?”
guy two “a hoolio”
guy one “what’s a hoolio?”
guy two “a spider”
some kid o bothers me and i dont even know why he rights about me. he apparently has no life. and i almost feel sorry for him. no i don’t
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