hoopster
a hoopster is an adolescent who sports the trendy nba retro basketball jerseys, for example: carl malone, chris mullin, reggie miller, etc. as a part of their hipster lifestyle. hoops + hipster = hoopster
hey brosef, look at that hoopster wearing a dennis rodman jersey!
word dude.
3 more definitions
somebody who wears a retro basketball jersey in attempts of being ironic. this term is a branch of the original term, ‘hipster’.
hoopster- “bro, check out this new vancouver grizzlies jersey i got.”
guy- “lol you are such a hoopster”.
girls (mostly hipsters) who take up hoola-hooping or “hooping” as a serious form of exercise, socialization, and popularity. they will follow hooping as a fad and “hoop” whenever there is a camera present, or when other “hoopsters” are hooping in public to show other people that they hoop. overly sensitive and defensive when anyone other than them mentions the subject in a non-glamorous light.
“omg that kid is so amazing! she’s a mini hooper!”
“she’s 5, its just a hoola-hoop!”
“f-cking hoopsters…”
sneaky synonym for a wh-r-. possibly derived from the hoop earrings that hookers are known to wear.
girl 1: kelsey is such a total b-tch
girl 2: i know, what a hoopster!
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