Hoopty Heaven


1. a ghetto car lot in cincinnati ohio.

2. the place that all hooptys eventually end up, a junk yard.
1.person 1: yo, did you see that car wit’ the 22s lastnight?
person 2: yell yeah, the one at hoopty heaven?

2. person 1: yeah my can stopped running last week so i had to take it to the hoopty heaven.
person 2: d-mn, how much did they give you for it?

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