Hooters Girl Opportunity Window


the amount of time a hooters girl is single and available as a dating prospect. usually measured in milliseconds.
guy 1: “did you hear? dawn the hooters girl is single!”
guy 2: “forget it. that information is at least 10 minutes old. the hooters girl opportunity window on that one closed.”

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