hootie cows


two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. they can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.
sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.
the area betwixt a woman’s legs;female genitalia, including l-b– majora and minora, cl-toris, taint and fecal exit area, but mostly just the girl parts.
my hootiecow is in discomfort due to an overly long bicycle ride this day.

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