hootinany
an act of tomfoolery.
what’s all that hootinany about?
a general term for a big ol’ southern gathering. may involve both family and friends. always involves copious amounts of food (often potluck style), and hopefully some form of alcohol, be it pbr or moonshine.
a “holy hootinany” is slightly different. similar to a regular hootinany, this is a social event often sponsored by your local southern baptist congregation. the main difference: replace pbr with preaching.
“yeah, all our kin are gettin’ together for a little covered-dish hootinany this sat-rday. cousin fayleene’s bringing that god-awful c-sserole.”
“i got saved last sunday afternoon, at that church barbeque. that bible-thumping preacher scared the h-ll right out of me. then they fed me till i about half died. that was a holy hootinany for the books.”
a group action that traditionally involves the legal, spontaneous, non-s-xual s-xual act on a small area
hey -insert name here-, lets get the hootinany ready
an event that is more than a gathering but less than a dance party, grindin up on, cut the s-xual tension with a knife, i’mma bust a cap in yo -ss nukkahcrazy teenage party.
hootinany! woot! woot!
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