Hoover flags
your empty pockets turned inside out. when someone asks you for money but you’re broke, just bust out your hoover flags.
knox: “yo paul give me five bucks”
paul: “sorry all i got is my hoover flags”
knox: “what the f-ck are hoover flags”
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