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more commonly spelled – hoover maneuver

1. giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;

2. accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

3. attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. this act is often -ssociated with people suffering from borderline personality disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);

4. an abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy

5. when a company outsources your job to a country outside of the united states to save money;

6. oral stimulation of the p-n-s, v-g-n-, or r-ct-m (see f-ll-t–, c-nn-l-ng-s, -n-lingus);

7. purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. if you go out with austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). pepper spray is also a good idea.

2. i shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.

3. my bpd ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if i didn’t go back with her.

4. cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. beats child support every time.

5. ibm used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to india. think i’ll move there to get it back.

6. on my birthday i asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). i got an upright model. varoom!

7. chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). i asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
when you have s-x with a girl in the -ss, then pull her legs up and push her around on her forehead like a vacuum cleaner, i.e. “hoover maneuver.”
“i pulled a hoover maneuver on her last night; her forehead is still rugburnt.”