Hoover Vacuum
when a girl or guy sucks some great c-ck
she/he gives head like a hoover vacuum
2 more definitions
when your f-cking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.
when performing the hoover vacuum, make sure when your f-cking her, you push her around the house on her face.
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s in a someone’s belly b-tton and sucks it out.
i was on my period so my boyfriend totally hoover vacuumed me.
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