hooz


to be thrown to the tigers.
that bloke’s dreadful in midfield. he should be hoozed.
an extremely hairy gooch
tina: d-mn, i normally like going down on guys but my boyfriend’s hooz is out of control! it’s always getting in the way.
laura: sh-t, i hate a guy with an untamed hooz. they should seriously shave it off…
tina: i hear ya gurl.

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