hop ed


an opposing opinion, usually long, emphatic and loud, that is either totally irrelevant or totally obvious, from the infallible drunk who knows more than everybody about everything.
after three beers, bill would take the hop ed position against aquinas on his proofs of the existence of g-d; after four he’d argue the hop ed position against g-d on the existence of aquinas.
1 more definition
getting hoped:
to be b-tch slapped live on stickam by a women.
online smack down by woman.
having your -ss owned by a chick.
he was talking smack about me, so i hoped his -ss!

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