Hop Skip and Go Naked


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a body-numbing drink in which you mix a fifth of 190 proof grain, a case of beer (ice beer preferably, keep that alcohol percentage up…), two containers of lemonade or limeaid concentrate, and a 2-liter bottle of sprite together with some ice and prepare to not remember. two or three cups of this stuff will put you on your -ss guaranteed. best drank with people who aren’t gonna steal your sh-t if you blackout.
dude 1: sh-t man, my head hurts, my stomach’s in knots, and where the f-ck did these st-tches come from?

dude 2: we made hop skip and go naked last night, you don’t remember? we got f-cked up and sold a kidney so we could buy a couple eight hour old hotdogs at 7-11.

dude 1: i’m pretty sure i have an aneurism.

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