Hop the fuck on


to get on board with, or join a group that is already on board. to unite with a group that is taking a leap of faith.
“the jets lost. they are now 2-6.”
“if they win the next 7 of 8 games, they will win the division.”
“ok, hop the f-ck on.”

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