Hopeful Pud
a s-x move named after the time pud tried to marathon superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. a ‘hopeful pud’ occurs when during s-x, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue.
man 1: “i was nailing this really hot bird last night, until i pulled a hopeful pud.”
man 2: “you froze up again, didn’t you? i’ve told you to get that looked at.”
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