Hopeless Valley


a small town in rhode island known as hope valley, where the most dysfunctional people live. no one there will ever get an actual good job, let alone go to college. usually hillbilly wannabes and juggalos reside here.
welcome to hopeless valley, the worse small town on earth.

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