hopium


a political narcotic distributed by vested economic interests that makes moderate social liberalism, ethnicity, individual purity of heart, and soaring rhetoric appear to be substantive progressive change; co-optation of the left by vested economic interests
“the health care bill is a triumph of hopium over experience.”
a substance that the media and press abuse, it makes them mesmerized by barack obama. for instance, when obama swatting a fly was a headliner on the news, that camera man was on a double hit of hopium.
wow did you see the obama chia?!

yeah man, wonder if the hair is actually hopium, i need some now.

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in securities trading a trader is said to be under the influence of the fictional narcotic hopium when she/he finds themselves deeply in the negative on the wrong side of a trade. the trader will continue to hold the position in the hopes that the security will return to the value at which they acquired it. (eg. staying long in a stock position when the price continues to plummet)
cramer, you are totally smoking hopium man, thinking that stock will go back up anytime soon. just sell it and get out!
a mythical drug that induces users to believe we can keep running disney land, wal-mart, and all our automobiles on alternative fuels in the face of declining rates of global crude oil production.
those cooks at the rocky mountain inst-tute must be on a lot of hopium to think we can build a 100mpg car that will save the day.
n. originating in south america, this originates from one who is a relatively new instructor, and is always extremely stressed out. on some occasions, they have homicidal thoughts about other teacher’s sons.
you hopium!

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