Horizontal Hooray


a variant to the s-xual position the b-tterfly in which the man stands and penetrates the woman laying on her back, usually on a bed, while the man wears a party hat and the woman screams “hooray”.
after john’s promotion at work, mary decided they should celebrate with a little horizontal hooray.

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