Horizontal Lemur
the act of one pedestrian, or a small group, crossing the street, primarily in a parking lot, in which they enter the road at a seemingly nonexistent angle which can take anywhere from 15 to 30 seconds for them to cross the two-lane road. witnessing this can take a severe toll on one’s psyche, and you should immediately see a psychological therapist before you reach out and b-tch slap someone.
pedestrian: derpa derp derp… just gonna enter the road cuz i can
driver: ok this is normal, i’ll slow down
pedestrian: derp derp doodly derp
driver: well then, this is taking quite some time
pedestrian: derp de der…
driver: goddammit! stop doing the horizontal lemur and move your -ss you fat b-st-rd!!!
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