horizontal phobia
pr-nounced: -wh-r—iz-on-tal-foe-bee-uh…duh…omg that like so totally rhymed….the best gothic band ever….
i dunno dude i have to do too many other gothic-like things to think of an example…
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the total best gothic band in the total world!!! even better than dun dun dun…………. korn!!! (the band..not the vegetable..duh!!!) have a nice day my fellow horizontal phobia worshippers/fanatics!
person:omg i would die for horizontal phobia!!
other person: me too!! theyre so gothic!!
person: no u wouldnt poser!!
other person: dont u backs-ss me mister!!
person: go to h-ll so i can be the only horizontal phobia worshiper u d-ck!!
other person: maybe i will
person: ok fine!!
other person: and i am not a d-ck!!
person:yes u are!
other person: -starts crying- im telling my mommy on u u meanie head!!
the best gothic rock band ever!! they are too cool for school. only for goths not preps.
goth: horizontal phobia is cool
prep: like totally!
goth: no! not for preps!
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