horizontal
to have s-x. “horizontal” as in lying down, having s-x, but doesn’t necessarily mean having s-x when lying down.
“lets get horizontal, baby!”
usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. called ‘doing a horizontal’.
“you might want to be careful when using the toilet, i’ve just been for a horizontal”
an object or line that is ;
1) on its side
2) on its back
person 1: “hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?”
person 2: “no, how?”
person 1: “because wh-r-s are always on their back”
sleeping or lying down
gosh i’m so tired i really wanna be horizontal right now!
to be p-ssed out…usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also
“i drank so much sat-rday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday.”
an insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you’re talking with a person that is comatose.
that guy is so horizontal, i thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and i would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.
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