Horizontility
horizontility is the amount of horizontalness of something, such as a tabletop, or floor. a vertical wall would have 0% horizontility while the line monitoring the heartbeat of a dead man would have 100% horizontility.
person a: dude, check out the horizontility of that guy. it’s gotta be like 99%.
person b: yeah, silly drunk guys, sleep somewhere else.
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