hork crunchies
peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.
why do you have hork crunchies?
maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there’s crunchies stuck inside you!!
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