horked


computer geek slang for programming code or software that is broken, f-ked up, corrupted.
dude, your code totally horked the build today.
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to be out-of-whack; to be destroyed; to be completely unworkable.
installing those new speakers in my car horked my amp.
stolen. past participle of hork.

stolen is the canadian definition of horked. i have never heard the term horked to mean broken.
bob mckenzie, “no way, eh, they horked our beer!”

doug mckenzie, “take off, they… oh jeez, you’re right. they did hork our beer!”
canadian slang: to steal
you horked my beer.
to squirt fluid out of your nose, ie. beer, in the midst of uncontrollable laughter
hahaha i just horked beer out of my nose.
the failure of computer networking hardware.
this router is horked.
fouled, screwed, f-cked, trashed. after ren höek, the neurotic chihuahua from the animated ren and stimpy show.

said of a hairball outside of a cat.
i can’t ping the server, the router is all horked up.

spot finally horked up that hairball.

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