Hormona Plus Plus
a very very serious medical condition that causes those unfortunate enough to be carriers great social and moral issues. hpp is a hormone unbalance that results in a great over abundance of s-xual-yernyern hormones that cause those who are inflicted very sudden and severe “episodes” in which the patient will act out in some uncontrollable s-xual way (rape, molestation, groping). these episodes can occur up to 10 times a day…and once one begins….no one can stop it! this causes the inflicted great stress and moral issues, and sadly, the only treatment on the market today is hormona gone gone, which causes users to instantly gain 100 pounds.
-did you hear about that girl anna?
-no, what happened?
-she has this crazy condition called hormona plus plus which like causes her to rape people…i heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might…you know…and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an hpp “episode” and she like walked her hand up her grandma’s leg singing “over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go…”
-oh my g-d!!! did she wake up????
-yeah, mid-climax!!!!
-now that is what i call and awkward family reunion!
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