Horn Scraper
(horn scr-pe — err) – /n – a person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.
acts include such things as f-ll-t–, t-rd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.
private: man do you see how much time he has been spending around the master sergeant lately?
specialist: yea he is trying to get promoted!
private: what a f-ckin’ horn scr-per!!!
an unattractive woman.
“i was kinda disappointed with the turn-out at that party. all i saw were horn-scr-pers.”
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