hornblocked
when you’re super h-rny and can’t do anything about it except play with yourself…no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.
penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some p-rn and all her friends had gone to bed.
chad texted penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their p-rnographic thoughts.
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