hornea poke
when a man goes for oral s-x but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his w-lly. is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and h-rny.
warning: can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
husband: are you okay? what’s the holdup down there?
wife: i’m fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that’s all.
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