hornery


h-rny + ornery

the irritable state resulting from not getting any
man, i’m so hornery that girls don’t wanna talk to me, it’s a vicious circle.
the condition one succ-mbs to when one is s-xually frustrated to the point of aggression.
“he’s in a bad mood, looks like he needs to get laid.”
“don’t mind him, he’s just hornery.”
adj. a general cantankerousness experienced in times of erotic drought.
i thought it was pms, but i realized my girl was just hornery.
someone who is both cranky and h-rny.
well ain’t iii hornery this morning
adj.- when a person is being bratty and s-xually frisky
the new waitress keeps slapping my -ss. i think she’s feeling hornery!

or

i love it when my girlfriend refuses to wear panties under her skirts. she gets so hornery sometimes.
the state of being where one is ornery due to the fact that they have been h-rny and unsatisfied.

wanting s-x so bad, that one is irritable and combative.

typically occurs when two people with amazing chemistry are unable to express themselves physically due to outside circ-mstances. (i.e. boyfriends, girlfriends, parents, church)
everytime i think about our time together in the desert it just gets me so hornery because we can’t have that anymore.
the angry, touchy, all around unpleasant nature one gets in when they’re so h-rny it makes them ornery and surly to all who interact with them.
man, my girlfriend has been out of town for three weeks and i got so hornery i shouted at my boss for taking my stapler. i had to rub one out at lunch so i’d calm down.

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