the honesty that comes with being extremely h*rny.
in all hornesty, i can’t wait to get you back to my place.
- liquid day
a day that is so f*cking twisted, all you want to do is drink alcohol. i am having a liquid day. may day just turned to a liquid day.
- boo radly
boo radly easily the best dog name ever. a boo radly is a cuddly dog that love affection. he loves his tummy rubbed guy that sob is such a boo radly guy2 thanks that’s his name
the opposite of phumptious bob: that guy is so not phumptious! you: you mean he’s ultophumptious?!
- tracy dart
to hoax an entire community into believing you have an awful disease. to have thousands walking and raising money for your cause because you are believed to be a survivor and therefore an inspiration to others. when a person’s prosthetic hook falls off only to reveal the natural appendage hidden inside, you can say “wow! […]