horngy
someone who is h-rny and hungry at the same time
john: man i’m so hungry that i could eat that chick over there
sam: mate you are so horngy
when one is both hungry and h-rny at the same time, creating two urges that cannot be satisfied together. when your urges are too huge and cannot be satisfied unless you do something, destroying the other one in an unwanted and cruel way, often involving either stomach cramps or blue b-lls.
“hey riley, i had a terrible time last night around 11.”
“what was wrong?”
“i was both hungry and h-rny at the same time, making myself horngy, and i couldn’t satisfy myself no matter what i did. then i was sad.”
“i’m sorry to hear, kris, here, have a bag of doritos and some baby powder.”
a picture, commercial or actual food that looks so good youre become both hungry and h-rny at the same time.
dude, have you seen that grilled chesse with 4 cheeses and 5 slices of bacon? looked so good it made me horngy.
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