Hornicorn
1. a h-rny unicorn, often found in a magical valley
2. a hobbit crossed with a unicorn (as a result of a forbidden enchanted forest romance)
3. a shy, un-ssuming guy who shockes everyone with his graphic s-xual jokes and overt gestures
1. “we saw a hornicorn at the zoo humping a giant sea turtle”
2. “that hornicorn is the result of frodo’s drunken orgy with the unicorns of the neverending story”
3. “who ever knew marco was such a hornicorn?”
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