Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch
when one is very h-rny. what is a p-ssy patch? you got me. thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
that sl-t’s got me hornier than a six-p-ck-red tomcat in a p-ssy patch.
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