Horno Johno


a mysterious stranger who laughs when being diss. a guy that likes to stand in the background hoping to bud in at the right moment, usually the wrong moment. a guy of unknown origins, derived from an exotic plant in the system exotica. avoid any type of contact at all cost, or you would contract an infectious eye-gouging disease known as horno johno, in your momemnt of blindless he will take you to his lair and keep you there as his slave for all eternity.
check under the bed before you sleep, for any sign of the horno johno, who enjoys to lurk around under people’s dusty old beds in hopes to find some dirty secrets that no one should know. aka undies and bras, which also serves as part of his nutritional diet.

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