hornswaggled
tricked. having the wool pulled over your eyes.
“hornswaggled again!”
1. a state of confusion.
2. describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.
1. i was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe i was hornswaggled.
2. aaargh the aye says aye! tis we’ve been hornswaggled again!
to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly
man, that n-gg- irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak
stolen; taken; five finger discounted; or otherwise jacked by a malicious being.
whoever the h-ll horn swaggled my kill bill movies from the taperoom had better pray to g-d i don’t foopaloop them.
when you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don’t have time to make yourself look presentable.
“so i was out at curley’s last night and this guy bought me a busch light…so i figured i’d let him f-ck my armpit”
“sounds like you were hornswaggled”
to dis or ridicule someone as a comback to a comment.
(alex)- wow this really sucks…
(chris)- thats what she said! ohh you’ve just been hornswaggled!!!
originators of the style of punk rock music known as flamecore. one of the most popular of the san diego punk rock bands to come out of the hillcrest area. proudly flying the flaming rainbow flag.
hey lance, i heard that hornswaggled is playing tonite at moby d-ck’s. we should go have a few hard ciders and zima’s at the show.
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