hornswoggle
the act of masturbating, or the ejaculatory fluid from masturbating, or the the act of ejaculating.
“i hornswoggled on my girlfriend’s face last night”
“there seems to be hornswoggle on my bedsheets”
“my mother caught me hornswoggling last night in my bedroom”
one of the reasons why wwe sucks too much today. it’s too f-cking kid friendly with their juvenile gimmicks like boogeyman, hornswoggle, and kizarny, plus juvenile nikolodeon phrases like jbl is p–py. real men say sh-t, not p–p.
wwe and hornswoggle could go straight to h-ll. i hate sports entertainment, i love professional wrestling. if you watch an episode of raw or sd you probably get a half hour of actual wrestling per show, and the rest is just bullsh-t promos and segments. i want a little drama surrounding a wrestling show, not a little wrestling surrounding a drama show
1)to decieve, trick, or hoodwink. to swindle.
2)a professional wrestle employed with the wwe as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
hornswoggle hornswoggles wwe fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest cr-p i have ever seen.
hornswoggle to trick or cheat
that filthy b-tch hornswoggled me!!
1)leprechaun
2) crazy midget
3) wwe superstar
hornswoggle loves the lucky charms.
here comes hornswoggle!
a derogatory name for one of the newest initiates of the fighter pilot community
hornswoggle couldn’t fly bfm, refuel, or make corn!
a very annoying little man who has gl-ss ankles and screams like a b-tch when he goes in for a 50/50 tackle at 5s.
that wee c-nt hornswoggle ruined 5s again on sunday
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