horny beaver


a facial expression in which one squints and then sticks out his teeth, somewhat resembling a beaver that is prepared to mate. this behavior may also be linked to mild mental r-t-rdation.

what the h-ll is wrong with that kid?

well, he’s making the h-rny beaver face again.

oh it all makes sense now!

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